Malfeasance - Don't Shoot The Dog Well, slap my holster and call me Trigger, did you hear the latest yeehaw from Governor Noem? Seems like ol' Krist went and shot herself in the foot—metaphorically speaking, that is. Now, I ain't no stranger to a little target practice, but golly, when you're a politician, you gotta be as careful as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Now, I reckon ol' Krist thought she was just sharing a good ol' hunting yarn, but bless her heart, she ended up stepping in a whole heap of doggy doo. I mean, come on now, shooting a dog? For most people, mostly city dwellers, that's like trying to fry bacon in a toaster—just ain't gonna end well no matter how you slice it. And to top it off, she's supposed to be the big Second Amendment advocate, but looks like she's got a little too trigger-happy for her own good. The good Governor of South Dakota did what used to be the normal thing to do, but we ain't living in normal ti...