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Malfeasance - Green Energy


As I sit here sipping my lukewarm coffee, staring at the flickering LED bulb above me, I can't help but chuckle bitterly at the irony of it all. Green energy, they call it. More like a slapstick comedy starring Mother Nature and a bunch of hapless humans trying to outsmart her. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for saving the planet and whatnot, but sometimes it feels like we're trying to power our homes with good intentions and unicorn farts.


Take wind turbines, for example. One minute they're gracefully spinning in the breeze like elegant dancers, and the next, they're throwing a tantrum, flinging bits and bobs in every direction like a toddler with a slingshot. And don't even get me started on solar panels. We've got our own giant solar farm here in Horry County.  Sure, it's great when the sun's out, but the moment a cloud decides to photobomb our renewable energy dreams, it's lights out, quite literally.  By the way, did anyone see that hailstorm in Texas a few weeks ago?  It destroyed hundreds of solar panels.  We also get our fair share of hailstorms, thunderstorms and hurricanes around here. So, we're on the hook for costly repairs, too. Say, aren't there a few chemicals in solar panels that could leak into the water table? You know there is, but don't be concerned, this is green energy.


Finally, let's not forget the granddaddy of them all: electric cars. Oh, the promise of zero emissions and saving the planet one mile at a time. But have you ever tried driving one of those things in rush hour traffic? It's like participating in a silent disco where everyone's too busy worrying about their battery life to actually enjoy the music. And good luck finding a charging station when you need one. It's like hunting for a needle in a haystack, except the needle costs a fortune and probably won't get you home anyway.


In the end, maybe green energy isn't the punchline of the joke; perhaps it's just Mother Nature's way of reminding us that she's the ultimate prankster. So here's to embracing the chaos, laughing in the face of adversity, and maybe, just maybe, finding a way to make renewable energy as reliable as a good old-fashioned coal-fired power plant. Does anyone remember the old Grainger station?  I do and I still think it was a dumb idea to take it offline.  If you have a dissenting opinion, here's some advice...keep your flashlight handy and your generator on standby, because you are already in the dark.

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